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Let the madness begin
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Welcome
Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to
humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.
I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!
Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.
Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.
Enjoy!
Otis
I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!
Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.
Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.
Enjoy!
Otis
My collection of weirdness
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Dont look like a dick on graduation day
07/17/08 11:07:20 | 1 Comments
Penis costume man apologises to city
A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in a penis constume at a high school graduation. Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a... -
Finally, a use for those annoying children...
07/17/08 11:05:28 | 0 Comments
Babies used as mops could save money
Baby: no longer useless With global financial markets in turmoil parents looking in to firing their cleaners and using their babies as human mops. Parents fed up of the take, take, take attitude of babies are... -
Married Bliss
07/16/08 09:32:38 | 0 Comments
How a marriage works
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
town and party with his old buddies .
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer,... -
Pern has competition
07/15/08 06:57:48 | 0 Comments
Australian man spent 487 pounds a week on beer SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man convicted of his seventh drink-driving charge was spending about A$1,000 (487 pounds) a week on beer -- enough to buy more than 2,500 small bottles a month, a newspaper said on Tuesday.
The heartbroken construction worker began drowning his sorrows after breaking up with his partner five years ago, the Northern Territory News said, quoting his defence... -
Lucky Koala...
07/15/08 06:53:02 | 1 Comments
I name thee 'Desperate for a tank of gas'
07/14/08 10:35:53 | 1 Comments
Man sells son's name for petrol
Precious, precious petrol The Mad Max-ification of the United States continues apace, with the news that a Florida man has won £50 worth of petrol by agreeing to name his unborn son after a pair of radio DJs. Orlando resident David...
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